Governors's Comedy @ The Brokerage in Bellmore
Call: 516) 781-LAFF (5233)


Governor's Comedy @ The Brokerage is the premiere comedy club on Long Island. Our 200-seat room is available for rental, parties, benefits, fundraising events, and is one of the finest comedy venues in America. We can help you with any event or special occasion or - just come on down and laugh - you're guaranteed to have a great time. Governor's is open Thursday through Sunday. Our regular showtimes are 8:00pm on Thursdays, 8:00pm and 10:30pm on Fridays, 7:30pm and 10:00pm on Saturdays and 7:30pm on Sundays. Please check our schedule as showtimes may vary. For more information, contact us at (516) 781-5233 or email us.


Tub of Nachos served with salsa & sour cream
Governors Nachos corn tortilla chips, cheese sauce, diced tomatoes, jalapeños, sour cream, add beef or chicken $2 
Mozzarella Sticks served with marinara sauce
Fried Zucchini Sticks served with marinara sauce or garlic ranch
Fried Ravioli served with marinara sauce
Chicken Tenders white meat chicken lightly breaded, served with french fries & choice of dressing
Buffalo Chicken Tenders tossed in our buffalo wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing
Tub of Fries plain or seasoned, served with cheese sauce or ketchup
Loaded Fries fries topped with bacon, diced tomatoes & cheese, served with garlic ranch dip or ketchup 
Sweet Potato Fries served with a homemade warm brown sugar sauce
Tub of Onion Rings
served with garlic ranch dip or ketchup
Spinach Dip served with corn tortilla chips
 Jalapeño Poppers served with cheese sauce
Governor's Cheese Board assorted cheeses, sliced apples, pepperoni, breadsticks and flatbread


served with carrots, celery & bleu cheese dressing
Buffalo • BBQ Teryaki • Hot • Mild Cajun • Italian


grilled tortillas stuffed with cheese, peppers & onions, served with salsa & sour cream
Govs Original Pita Quesadilla

Pizza Bread

italian bread with mozzarella cheese, served with a side of marinara sauce


all wraps served with cole slaw & a pickle
Chicken Caesar crisp lettuce tossed with caesar dressing & chicken 
Buffalo Chicken fried chicken, spicy buffalo sauce, celery, carrots, lettuce & bleu cheese dressing
BLT bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayo
Grilled Chicken grilled chicken breast with lettuce & tomato


Caesar Salad
crisp romaine lettuce tossed with caesar dressing & seasoned croutons
House Salad romiane lettuce served with diced tomatoes, carrots, celery and croutons, your choice of light italian, bleu cheese, french, balsamic vinaigrette, russian or honey mustard dressing
Add grilled chicken to any salad $2.00


French Onion Soup
served in a crock, topped with bread & mozzarella cheese
New England Clam Chowder
the white one, served with crackers
Chicken Noodle 
served with crackers


all sandwiches served with french fries, cole slaw & a pickle
Chicken grilled or fried, served with lettuce, tomato on a seeded bun with your choice of dressing
Chicken Parmigiana fried cutlet, marinara sauce & melted mozzarella on a club roll
Clam Sandwich fried clam strips topped with cole slaw, served on a hot dog bun with lettuce & tartar sauce
Buffalo Clam Sandwich fried clam strips tossed in buffalo sauce, served on a hot dog bun bleu cheese dressing
Grilled Hot Dogs 2 grilled hot dogs topped with sauerkraut
Chicken Deluxe grilled or fried, bacon, cheddar, ranch dressing, lettuce & tomato
Steak Sandwich flat iron steak, sautéed onions & mozzarella served on a club roll


all burgers are charbroiled to your liking & are served with french fries, cole slaw & a pickle
Governors Burger classic 8 ounce burger
The Charlie Chaplin bacon, your choice of swiss, american, cheddar or mozzarella cheese
The Joey Kola your choice of swiss, american, cheddar or mozzarella cheese, topped with corn tortilla chips
The Three Stooges Veggie Burger served with french fries or vegetables 
Governors Turkey Burger served with french fries
Fugghedaboutit Burger cheeseburger topped with bacon, crispy chicken tenders & french fries served on a bun with mayo on top and ketchup on the bottom!


on garlic bread with melted mozzarella cheese & served with french fries
Buffalo Chicken


Vegetarian peppers, onions, olives
Buffalo Chicken fried chicken, buffalo sauce, bleu cheese dressing

Pasta & Seafood

Baked Macaroni & Cheese assorted cheeses, pasta, baked to golden brown
Baked Ziti smothered in marinara sauce & mozzarella cheese, baked to perfection
Fried Clam Platter hand shucked jumbo clam strips battered & fried, served with fries & tartar sauce
Shrimp Platter deep fried breaded shrimp served over lettuce, your choice of tartar or cocktail sauce 
Fried Calamari deep fried calamari, served with tartar sauce
Buffalo Fried Calamari deep fried calamari tossed in buffalo sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing
Fish & Chips deep fried battered fish, served with steak fries & tartar sauce


Brownie served hot with whipped cream and chocolate sauce 
Cheesecake american style 
Carrot Cake
Chocolate Mousse Cake

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16 years of age & over, 2 item minimum. per person at the table.


Thursdays 8:00pm

Fridays 8:00pm & 10:30pm

Saturdays 7:30pm & 10:00pm

Sundays 7:30pm

Showtimes subject to change. Check your tickets for accurate showtimes.

Our Comedy Shows are for Entertainment only. The views and opinions expressed therein may be those of the individual comedians, and DO NOT necessarily represent the views and opinions of Governor's Comedy Clubs, or any of our respective affiliates or employees


(516) 781-LAFF (5233)
2797 Merrick Rd., Bellmore NY 11710

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